Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Chopstick Removed From Toddler's Brain

On the BBC News front page today- yes, the same page as their reports on the Haiti earthquake and the death of Anne Frank's helper- is the headline "Chopstick removed from toddler's brain." 

What's that?  I couldn't hear you over the roar of apathy.

The chopstick had to be removed, you see, because it went up his nose when he fell on it. 

Ooooh...fascinating...a toddler did something stupid and it had to be fixed.  Please, please tell me more.

To say that this is NOT EFFING NEWS really doesn't do justice to this idiotic piece of fluff.  BBC, you disgust me.  Let me know when you get back to regularly scheduled news reporting.  You know, YOUR JOB?

1 comment:

  1. Wow, great parenting. Chopsticks for toddlers unsupervised and on foot.

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