President Ate Traditional Southern Meal

The latest story from the Whatever The President Does It Must Be Newsworthy Politics Section on CNN.com is about President Obama eating a traditional Southern meal and joking not to "tell Michelle" since he's supposed to be trying to lower his cholesterol. 

So, what did we learn today, kids?  The president ate some food and drank some tea.  Some of the food and tea wasn't strictly the best for him, we infer.

Well, gosh golly jeez and dang!  If that isn't just the most fascinating little ditty about that darn prez! It's almost as if he's- stay with me now- AN ACTUAL PERSON.

I shit you not, people, this is a quite from this, ah, "article": "In the president's defense, the first lady didn't explicitly say anything about sweet tea."

For god's sake, can't the man eat mac n' cheese without it becoming political news?!  Oh that's right, IT'S NOT EFFING NEWS.