Dearest Wall Street Journal, even in the admittedly fluff-tastic Sports section, you are supposed to be reporting news. This bullshit article about nothing states that the Olympic cauldron has been lit and one of the lights didn't work so only three torchbearers actually lit the flame.
Does this MEAN something? Is this an ominous beginning for an Olympic competition already marred by tragedy? A symbol of the nations not truly being all together during these tumultuous times? No? It means absolutley nothing and has nothing to do with anything except that it's a fact about the Olympics and WSJ felt the need to fill space with nothingness, you say?
Hmm. Then IT'S NOT EFFING NEWS, is it?!
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