Biden and Cheney Don't Agree About Terrorism

So this awesome piece is about the fact that Joe Biden and Dickwad Dick Cheney somehow discussed and disagreed upon- from "the safe distance" (that's a direct quote, folks) of SEPARATE TALK SHOWS- terrorism, torture, and Iraq.

Wow.  They don't agree on those things?  It's almost as if they are from different sides of the political spectrum and might not see eye to on certain issues. 

Even more annoying is that this supposed reporter/news writer/lackey set up the talk show appearances as if the former and current VPs were having an actual debate THROUGH TIME AND SPACE.  I shit you not, this article makes it sound like they were in the same goddamn room and having a little chat, instead of what they are actually doing, which is discussing their own views at DIFFERENT TIMES and DIFFERENT PLACES.

WTF, LA Times?!  Are your writers so stupid they really think this is news?  Or was it just a slow news day and things that people already know and other things that didn't actually happen had to be combined, perverted, and spit out in a barely coherent article about nothing?

IT'S NOT EFFING NEWS.

For eff's sake.

(Thanks, Daddy-O, for the tip!)